Funny New Year's toasts for a corporate party (in verse). A selection of the best New Year's toasts: don't be banal New Year's toasts for

What, tell me, is a holiday, especially the most long-awaited and beloved New Year, without a beautifully decorated Christmas tree, a rich feast and toasts - long and short, serious and comic, in poetry or prose?! Frankly speaking, just no way! Because toasts for the New Year 2017 are an integral part of a noisy New Year's feast! They, as they say, hit the eye, not the eyebrow: they will wish you what you need and will lift your spirits. Properly pronounced toasts for the New Year 2017 will make you want to drink with pleasure, right?

In recent years, it has become popular to make toasts to the future host or hostess of the year in order to attract their attention and endear themselves to you. The symbol of the coming 2017 - the Red Fire Rooster - loves when praises are sung to it, because it is a proud, bright and self-respecting bird. So let’s not skimp on good words and toasts for the New Year 2017 to him. And let’s not forget about the warm and sincere wishes addressed to family and friends using the same toasts. Remember the universal boomerang law: the more gratitude you send to others, the more you will receive in return.

And so that you don’t waste your precious time searching beautiful toasts, we offer you our own, composed independently. You certainly won’t find these toasts for the New Year 2017 anywhere. Let them be a small gift from Culinary Eden to all of you.

We make our first toast to the Old Year!
And even though we didn’t grab stars from the sky,
But there was a lot of happiness and joy in him,
The Monkey helped us with this.
The Rooster is already in a hurry to replace her,
At full speed, with all the fighting spirit!
Without waiting for the hour to strike,
Glass to the bottom! For the Old New Year!

***
Schemer, blackmailer,
The bully and the artist
We say goodbye to you
Our dear guest!
We pour, drink,
Let's see off the monkey
We say thank you to her
For the whole year of continuous adventures!

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The owner of the year is thrifty,
Calculating, but not greedy.
So give us, Cockerel,
Increase in salary!
And we'll drink to that
Sparkling wine.
Will you promise bonuses?
So in one gulp and to the bottom!

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Although the Master of the Year is Red,
But, believe me, it is not dangerous.
Under “Olivier”, herring
He will drink vodka with us,
Will give you a glorious New Year,
He will take away problems with his wing!

***
On the path, outside the window,
The month seems to be pouring crumbs,
So that the Eastern Cockerel
He found the way to our house.
To meet him
We comply with all laws,
And the glasses clinked
Friendly call back!

***
They say in the year of the Rooster
We cannot avoid problems.
Only together we decided
Don't hurt the cockerel.
Let's invite him to the table,
Let's treat you to glory
And we will come, without a doubt,
The rooster loves it!
Let's drink to him
And then we’ll dance,
Let him settle for a year
Happiness is in our home!

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Let it be like a rooster's tail
There will be our career growth.
Let it suddenly become colorful and bright
Life will delight you with a gift!
We can’t guess what will happen there,
Let's drink to surprises!

***
Since our Cockerel is passionate and bright,
This means gifts await us all.
Let it be health and happiness,
Prosperity, luck and bonus from your boss!
So that the Cockerel gives us all this,
Let's drink to his red comb!

***
Don't get annoyed over trifles
The year two thousand and seventeen is approaching,
And it’s just not worth messing around with,
So that all dreams can come true!

***
While the clock strikes,
Don't forget to open the champagne!
Then, like wings,
We'll wave our hands,
Crow three times
Let's say it loud
And, having made your wishes,
To the chime of glasses
"With new happiness!" Let's shout.

***
The monkey was escorted
Petya was invited to visit.
Let one grain at a time all year
He brings wealth to the house,
Singing attracts happiness
Protects from trouble!
And for this you, friends,
I offer you a drink!

***
I want to make a toast
So that you do not know the difficulties along the way,
May you have Santa Claus in 2017
He brought health, luck and happiness.
And the proud bird is the Red Rooster
Instilled confidence and a strong spirit!

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Who doesn't have a day without singing?
Who is so bright and wonderful?
Interesting personality
Known to everyone since childhood!
Look, Fire Bird
It's already knocking on our window!
We are glad to have such a guest,
And you have to drink for it.

For those who prefer to express themselves in prose, a few heartfelt toasts. And it is absolutely not necessary to memorize them, because these are wishes of all the best, and such words should come from the heart!

The time has come to say goodbye to the Monkey, who spent the whole year with us: he was naughty, and joked, and gave joy, and sometimes created problems. But that's behind us. She is replaced by the Red Fire Rooster - bright, perky and bold. May the coming year be the same for all of us, may it give bright moments, will add enthusiasm and optimism to life and give courage in making important decisions! Here's to the new year 2017!

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They say that the Rooster dispels the darkness with its crow and awakens the sun. So let the darkness of sorrows and adversity not fall on us for a whole year, and let the bright sun shine on us all, warming us with joy and success!

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Let's put all our worries aside for later today and turn from adults burdened with problems into children who endlessly believe in Santa Claus and New Year's miracle. After all, only when you strongly believe in something will it come true. Here's to our dreams, may they come true in the New Year 2017!

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The owner of 2017, the Red Fire Rooster, is a bright, lively bird, distinguished by its health and excellent fighting spirit. This means that in the coming year we will also need to look bright, not give in to difficulties and never quarrel with anyone. Only in this case will the Rooster give us excellent health, colorful happiness, peace, love and prosperity. Let's raise our glasses higher to this and wish that with their chime our life will become the way we wished for ourselves!

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They say that the Red Rooster is greedy and calculating. Don't believe the rumors! He has thrift and common sense. May he teach us this in the New Year and may, thanks to this, bring prosperity, prosperity and new hopes to our families. And for this it’s simply a sin not to raise a glass on this magical night! For all the best that awaits us ahead!

We hope that these simple and easy-to-remember toasts for the New Year 2017 will make your holiday bright and unforgettable! After all, the most important thing is to celebrate the New Year in a good mood, and then everything you say will certainly come true, and joy, happiness and good luck will settle in your home for the whole year!

Happy New Year 2017 - a year of love, luck and prosperity!

Larisa Shuftaykina


New Year is one of the most long-awaited and beloved celebrations by many. As a child, New Year's holidays are perceived as a magical event, with gifts under the Christmas tree from Santa Claus and cheerful matinees in kindergarten or school. For adults and those “wise” with life experience, the end of the year is most likely associated with the completion of work begun and the hope that the coming year will be successful and fruitful. However, despite our age, in the soul of each of us there lives a childish feeling of expectation of a miracle - on New Year’s Eve one so wants to believe in a fairy tale! So, in anticipation New Year's holidays at enterprises and organizations they arrange fun corporate events- with songs, dances and competitions. Today, themed parties in the style of “Masquerade Ball”, “Hollywood” or “Greetings from the 60s” are extremely popular. Be that as it may, any New Year's corporate party involves a feast with many delicious dishes and drinks. And where there are drinks, there is toast! After all, an appropriately pronounced toast gives a festive banquet a unique “zest” of fun and warmth, which contributes to a good mood and spiritual “unity” of all those present. What toasts should you prepare for the New Year 2017? We have made a selection of the coolest toasts for the New Year of the Rooster - such short funny “parables” will fit perfectly into the scenario of a New Year’s corporate party, and are also suitable for a friendly party or a home feast with the family. Of course, the main character of most toasts will be the Red Fire Rooster, the symbol of 2017. With the help of such funny congratulatory “speeches” you can defuse the atmosphere of tension that sometimes arises between unfamiliar people. Having learned a few cool toasts, raise a glass of sparkling champagne to happiness, good luck and health in the New Year of the Rooster 2017 - undoubtedly, the rest of the event participants will support you and, in turn, will “show off” their oratory skills.

Cool toasts for a corporate party for the New Year of the Rooster 2017

It is known that we spend most of our time at work, and many employees and colleagues have long become friends and even friends. Therefore, on the eve of the New Year 2017, I want to get together, have a lot of fun and take a break from the “endless” workdays. In many companies, management meets the “wishes of the workers” halfway and holds a New Year’s corporate party in the last days of December. As a rule, for this purpose, they rent a banquet hall in a restaurant or cafe in advance, draw up a holiday script and think through entertainment. Having gathered at a generously laid table, funny toasts are used - for the New Year 2017 these could be short congratulations and parting words to colleagues with wishes in a comic form of all the best. What should a good toast be like? Soulful, short, meaningful and not beyond the bounds of decency. For the New Year of the Rooster 2017, we have collected several cool short toasts - you just have to learn their words on the eve of the festive corporate party. Each participant entertainment event can prepare his own toast for the New Year 2017, and then say it at the common table.

The glasses in which the champagne is splashing are clinking. Is it possible at this wonderful time not to wish everyone a Happy New Year and wish them happiness and goodness? May everything be great in your life. I hope that we will work with such a friendly and cheerful team for a long time.

I wish that with the advent of the new year 2017, the innovations that he is waiting for will appear in the life of every person. For some it’s a car or an apartment, for others it’s new meetings and love. Let only friends and beloved colleagues remain old.

The Year of the Rooster is knocking on our homes. I hope it brings joy and good luck to everyone. At least, I sincerely wish this to everyone. So that there is money through the roof, so that there are no mice in the house, so that health flows over the edge. I only have one planned word left to say: “pour.”

A collection of short funny toasts for the New Year 2017 - sincere funny wishes to family and friends

It is traditional to celebrate the New Year with family and friends, at a generously laid table and to the sounds of festive concert on TV. Indeed, such an idyllic picture of family gatherings at Olivier against the backdrop of the New Year's Blue Light resonates in the hearts of many people. In such a cozy environment, short funny toasts, conveying the unique atmosphere of the New Year of the Rooster 2017 - the best solution will select the original one in advance funny toast and “perform” with him at the festive table. And since the symbol of 2017 is the Red Rooster, this bright, vocal bird can be mentioned in the toast. Let the feathered patron of the coming year bestow his favor on you - raise a glass in his honor, complementing this “popular” gesture with a short funny toast from our collection. Such sincere toasts for the New Year 2017 with wishes of goodness and happiness will definitely be appreciated by your family and friends.

Even as a child, I realized that Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are amazing characters who do not get sick, do not age, and do not suffer from depression. And despite all the defaults, inflation and economic crises, they always have money for a bag of gifts. Therefore, instead of a sophisticated New Year's toast, I will say briefly and banally - may we live like this! For health, youth of soul and financial stability.

Year of the Red Rooster
Not a blemish on the table
Olivier and fur coat
It will be a fertile year!
We fill our glasses
To become even richer
So that it rustles in your pockets
The houses were thriving!

New Year is a holiday of contrasts. While it’s cold, frosty, and snowy outside, the house is warm, cozy, a bright Christmas tree, a festive table and the love of loved ones. So let’s drink to the fact that the house will always be warm and comfortable, even if there are hurricanes and severe frosts outside.

Funny New Year's toasts 2017 for corporate events and friendly parties - in poetry and prose

The festive event in honor of the New Year is distinguished by a special atmosphere of carefree and fun. After all, at a corporate event or a friendly party in honor of the New Year 2017, all participants are greatly brought together not only by a generously laid table with delicious dishes and drinks, but also by a unique feeling of magic. In the company of colleagues or close friends, you can wonderfully celebrate the imminent arrival of the New Year of the Rooster - it is clear that everyone will celebrate it on December 31 with family and friends. In the meantime, you can enjoy the conversation and raise a glass with wishes of all the best for the New Year 2017. Funny ones would be appropriate for a corporate event or a party of close friends. New Year's toasts in poetry and prose, which will be equally well received by everyone present at the table. With the help of such a cool short toast for the New Year of the Rooster, a cheerful mood is guaranteed - it is only important to “present” the words beautifully, choosing the right intonation and timing. Of course, if you don’t have the skills of a toastmaster, you’ll have to practice a little. However, your efforts will not be in vain - your speech will be greeted with loud applause!

There is an ancient Japanese proverb that says that happiness comes only to a home where there is fun and continuous laughter. I want to raise this glass in honor of the upcoming New Year and wish everyone present that there will always be laughter and happiness in your homes in the New Year!

The time has come to let go of the Monkey, who has helped us so much all year, leading us to a bright future... And what do I see? There's a new addition to our farm! It's the Rooster! Well, the fact that he is Fiery is such a breed! Happy New Year 2017! Smile more often, and for a reason, I wish that in the coming year you will always have a reason for this!

I raise a glass to the New Year,
May he bring good luck to the house,
Let him give you joy and kindness.
I want to wish everyone happiness!

Let him give everyone magic,
May everything always be fine
Let there be miracles everywhere.
That's what I'll drink to tonight!

Short toasts for the New Year 2017 - funny table speeches with best wishes

The New Year comes unnoticed, bringing with it bitter frost and snowdrifts, the smell of pine needles and tangerine. It would seem that just recently the wind was driving dry streets through autumn leaves, and winter was so far away... Every day the most beloved and fun party– New Year of the Rooster! In connection with the upcoming corporate events and holiday parties, we decided to collect the best for the New Year 2017 short toasts, which will lift your spirits and cause cheerful, approving laughter. It’s so nice to listen to well-rehearsed poetic congratulations or a beautiful speech in prose, with best wishes for the New Year 2017. A cool short toast is perceived much better than a long speech, during which listeners sit with filled glasses and patiently wait for the end of the “monologue.” Therefore, it is better to choose short and understandable phrases for the toast, without unnecessary verbiage - such toasts for the New Year 2017 will be better remembered and will convey the full depth of your feelings and wishes.

A year goes by
Taking away sorrows
Well, let him go
The new year will not let us down!
The main thing is to pour it on time,
Wine for the New Year,
So that he can be happy
And drink it all down!

The ability to make toasts beautifully is a real art. Therefore, for the New Year 2017, it is better to prepare a few simple, cool toasts in advance and practice their pronunciation properly. Of course, improvisation at a festive feast is welcome, but not everyone is able to “immediately” come up with and beautifully “serve” a toast for the New Year. So we suggest using our options for cool short toasts - you just need to choose and learn the words for the holidays. After all, good toasts give you confidence, put you in a positive mood and lift your spirits for a long time. The Year of the Rooster brings us bright positive changes, so along with toasts you “program” your listeners for future happiness and good luck. May your wishes come true in the New Year 2017!

I want to raise a glass,
So that no one gets bored on New Year's Day,
So that the holiday reigns everywhere,
Spun with joyful snowflakes!

Cool toasts for the New Year 2017 are a great opportunity to truly unite people and create a truly magical festive atmosphere. So, for a New Year's corporate party you will find on our pages a collection of short funny toasts that your colleagues will be delighted with. At a friendly party or family feast, funny toasts with wishes in a humorous form will lift everyone's spirits - for the Year of the Rooster you can prepare different versions in poetry and prose. So, let's raise a glass to the New Year 2017!

It's also a toast tradition! And it’s good if you already know what table speech you will give on the night of December 31 and January 1. But what to do if the holiday is already close, but you still can’t come up with a toast? The solution is simple: scroll through our website and use any of the New Year's greetings! Our poetic toasts will surely surprise and delight your loved ones!

Support New Year's tradition great rhyming toast!

Toasts for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 in verse

Everyone under New Year
I want a fairy tale
And fun, noise,
Bright pandemonium!

Let's get together this very hour
Fill glasses
So that none of us
It didn't seem like enough!

We'll raise this toast
Over the ocean of luck,
To become in the year of the Rooster
Many times richer!

So that in the home of each of us
Peace and happiness reigned
And all our desires
Came true overnight!

Don’t dream about the past as happiness:
It is gone and will not return again.
And in the future we will be able to create paradise
Skill, desire and will.

Work will be a joy for us,
And it will bring prosperity.
Let there be a New Year in our destinies
Good luck for any endeavor!

I wish you success
In everything you are interested in today.
May your life be awash in luck,
And happy laughter sounds every day.

Even though a blizzard is raging outside the window,
Be optimistic with iron resolve.
Let the New Year's nights be a carousel
Will give us all vigor for the whole year!

A charming holiday, magical and kind,
Santa Claus is bringing you in a reindeer sleigh.
Both the Christmas trees and the windows shine with lights!
Get ready to celebrate the main and important holiday!

I wish you peace, love and health,
Warmth, kindness and, of course, money -
Let them fly from the sky like snow flakes,
Bring a happy, glorious time!

Let the champagne sparkle in the glasses,
The chime of the clock and the clink of Bohemian glass
In a fabulous moment they will dissolve
Such a mysterious celebration in the world!

And we won’t hide it from anyone,
This is not a secret, not a secret.
We're all in harmony in the round dance, we'll stand together,
And we wish you happiness for a hundred years!

New Year is just around the corner,
Met by cheerful children.
There's an open road in front of him
And a bag of gifts on your back!

The snowball spins easily and pleasantly.
We hear the holiday with every step!
It's New Year's Eve. Get rid of any doubts!
Heartfelt, generous congratulations for you!

May your happiness come true again
May your loved ones all be healthy!
Let winter's tale, an enchanting miracle
The new year that has come will truly be.

May it bring joy to the soul,
Wonderful events charm.
Raise New Year's toasts soon
For great happiness - a welcome guest!

Short New Year's toasts

The clock sounds. happy dance whirlwind
We'll all be spinning. New Year has arrived!
And it’s time to say goodbye to the recent past,
And quickly throw off a heap of worries!

May your heart be filled with joy soon,
A premonition of the happiest moments!
And make a wish from the bottom of your heart,
May only joy await you all in life!

Let the glasses be filled,
And the toasts sound joyful,
Let a new beginning of happiness
The chimes will announce today!

May the New Year bring a new life
Will give you a bright dream,
And may you always be healthy,
Appreciate the beauty of life!

Let the New Year captivate you
New dreams
Let him call you to a fairy tale
Warm words!

Always entertains you
Joyful fun
Increasing without difficulty
Your mood!

May the New Year be a bright holiday
Add joyful emotions
Bring fun to all of you
A gift from Grandfather Frost!

And may the magic star
Will reveal glorious talents,
And let the cherished dream
Will see the light when the chimes strike!

Let the New Year hurry up
Spin with fun,
Let the glasses be filled,
We will drink for us!

Let the miracle await
Gives birth to dreams again
Let's make wishes
In the middle of winter frost!

Happy New Year,
Pour the wine!
Best wishes,
Destined to come true.

I wish you,
Become the happiest of all
To constantly
There was success with you.


What are toasts for the New Year 2017? These are sincere short or long, poetic or prosaic wishes in a serious or humorous form. New Year's toasts are always said before raising another glass of heady champagne. The first table speech is dedicated to the outgoing year. Even though it was difficult, and at times unbearably difficult, everyone will remember a couple of bright and cool moments presented by the cunning Monkey. The next toast is said before moving glasses to a noisy and fervent New Year 2017. This time, the throne of the head will be occupied by the Red Fire Rooster, it would be nice to remember him too. In short toasts, it is customary to wish relatives good luck, love, prosperity and peace in the family. Lonely friends can “crawl” their soulmate for the Old New Year. And the best wishes for colleagues at a corporate party are success at work, immediate career growth and large incomes. Of course, it’s easy to write a short, cool toast yourself before the celebration begins, or even improvise at the festive table. But it’s better to play it safe and learn a couple of appropriate toasts for the New Year in advance so as not to worry at the most crucial moment.

Fresh toast for the feast for the New Year of the Rooster 2017

It is difficult to name the date of origin of the first toast in human history. But even in the Roman Empire, this practice was actively used. Today, table speech, as a quality element of fun, is an important part of the culture of many peoples. It should be capacious, concise, intriguing, but at the same time understandable and uncomplicated. It is through fresh toasts for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 that people at the festive table will be able to attract the attention of guests, show their respect for them, and express themselves. Moreover, well-chosen New Year's monologues or poems will add greater solemnity to the event, allow you to beautifully express your thoughts and wishes, lift your spirits, fill a typical feast with intelligence and unite any team. Choose the freshest toasts for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 and surprise all guests with your oratory skills.

We raise our glasses,

So that engineers can work

So that your wallet is tight,

The day of wealth is not far away!

The Rooster will give us happiness,

Let's forget about bad weather,

Let's drink together to good luck,

And let's have fun!

In matters - let there be complete agreement.

On the personal front - a bird of happiness!

And let the handsome Cockerel

A bag will bring health!

Dear family, I congratulate you on the New Year of the Rooster. I hope that this proud bird will reward us with love for our neighbors, the ability to defend our interests and fighting spirit. I wish you the confidence of a rooster, the homeliness of a chicken, the tenderness of a chicken, the impeccable harmony of forms and contents that an egg, a symbol of life, can boast of.

Short toasts for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 for a small company

To create a short toast for small company for the New Year of the Rooster 2017, you don’t have to be a born philosopher, a great genius or a cool poet. There are several simple tips that will help you write a beautiful table speech in a matter of minutes. Basic principles:

  • The topic of the toast must certainly concern winter holidays and will be supplemented good wishes for the New Year of the Rooster 2017;
  • The toast must respect every guest present at the table;
  • The content of the monologue should be understandable to all participants in the event;
  • An optimally composed toast consists of several sentences that carry an element of intrigue to the last;

Caucasian table speeches are especially famous. They are often long-lasting, sparkling, with zest and a slight edge. What short toast did you choose for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 for a small company?

If oil is at 75,

The rooster will not peck us,

We'll live cool again

And we don’t care about sanctions!

We're up to our necks in all sorts of worries,

But everyone seems to be healthy.

I drink, my friends, to old year,

So that it would be forty times worse than new!

God save us from hardships and adversities

And let me come to the noisy feast in new clothes.

I drink to exactly one year from now

Raise a glass in the same environment!

The funniest toasts for young people for the New Year of the Rooster 2017

Even if you are celebrating the New Year of the Rooster 2017 in the company of close friends, you must know how to make toasts correctly. Firstly, wine, champagne, whiskey, and cognac are chosen for table speeches. Saying short, funny wishes with a cocktail in hand is considered bad manners even on New Year’s Day. Secondly, the right to speak first always remains with the owner of the house. Thirdly, funny toasts for young people for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 should not be addressed personally to any of the guests. The ideal table speech expresses congratulations and wishes to everyone present at once. Fourthly, young people who do not drink alcohol can listen to cool toasts for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 with a glass clean water in hand. But at the same time, you should not explain to all guests the reason for abstaining from strong alcoholic drinks.

I will say without loud phrases,

I will give everyone a cheerful spirit:

Let's have a drink, brothers, one more time -

May our salad rest in peace!

The New Year tells us today again

Count losses and finds.

I propose to drink to love,

Which is as intoxicating as vodka!

People are rushing to set tables everywhere today.

And we will hasten to raise our glasses,

For the Rooster, perhaps snow is like a miracle,

For us, it’s like a cleansing of the soul.

The arrival of a fiery guest in winter,

Like a light in the kingdom of ice:

Our hearts do not freeze from anger,

And warm up with light and warmth.

In the year of the rooster it is no coincidence,

I wish you luck in everything,

So that your soul feels extraordinarily light,

just let it be heavy in your pockets.

Cool toasts for a corporate party for the New Year of the Rooster 2017

There is an opinion that a festive feast without cool toasts for the New Year turns into a banal meal of delicious food: quite boring and does not allow one to show wit and eloquence. And if the holiday is celebrated in a work team, you can’t do without funny toasts. Slight stiffness on initial stage a corporate party does not allow you to have a comfortable conversation. Embarrassment from the presence of management and management forces us to sit silently and stare at the bright surroundings. But after the third glass of champagne, each employee musters up the courage to give a congratulatory dinner speech. A The best way Don’t lose face - learn a cool toast for a corporate party for the New Year of the Rooster 2017. It should be original and not hackneyed, but it must be concise and understandable for all colleagues.

Dear Colleagues! Now, the clock will strike twelve times, and we will celebrate the New Year again. The past year was special for us; we managed to do a lot. We have achieved a lot and most importantly, we have become stronger and more successful! I suggest we drink so that we don’t live through this New Year either. worse than a year departing, and exactly a year later, also with the same composition, they summed up positive results! Happy New Year, colleagues!

Happy New Year!

We wish you happiness with all our hearts!

To get you through this year

Without sadness and worries.

So that you can work successfully,

And have fun on holiday,

And good luck to you in your business,

And smiles on your lips.

So that love blooms like a rose,

And not lethargic from the frost,

And the house is full of children,

Be happy in everything!

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition, when celebrating the New Year, to throw things that are boring for the year right out the window. Of course, we are not in Italy, but I liked and remembered this custom so much that I would like to invite you all to throw out of your heads quarrels, old grievances, envy, bad deeds, infidelity, ingratitude as unnecessary rubbish. If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it this way, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!

Short funny toasts for the Old New Year of the Fire Rooster 2017

Toasts for the Old New Year of the Rooster 2017 can be different: cheerful or serious, prosaic or poetic, long and resembling real speeches or a short health greeting (“To your health!”). Which toast you choose depends solely on the environment and the company gathered. In a circle of strangers or people you barely know at a corporate party, you can make poetic congratulatory speeches that do not become personal. If you are surrounded only by close friends and family, you should give preference to short, funny toasts for the Old New Year Fire Rooster. If there are children in the company, it is better to skip any liberated and vulgar phrases.

Very soon the most magical night of the year will come - New Year's. Preparations for it are already in full swing. There is so much to do - decorate the Christmas tree, buy gifts, think through the menu. festive table, pick up nice outfit. Did you miss anything? Forgot one important point -
How can we not have a toast to the chimes?

Of course, everyone should have a table speech prepared in advance to congratulate them on the magical upcoming holiday, and then on the coming holiday. Toasts for the New Year 2019 are great way tell your family and friends about the important things, wish the most important things and amaze everyone with your oratorical abilities.

After all, pronouncing them in such a way that everyone around you listens to you, and then applauds you, is a great art. The very content of what is said plays a huge role in it. Congratulatory speech should be light, interesting, catchy, positive, making you smile.

These are the New Year's toasts that are included in our holiday selection. Choose the one you like, surprise and delight those who will be around on this wonderful holiday night.

Cool toasts

They are always relevant. The most popular, loved and interesting. Why is everyone looking for congratulations? funny words? The fact is that we are pleased to give people joy, to see how your cool wish It lifts your spirits and hears laughter afterwards. A sparkling speech can light up even a boring company.

A whole year to keep you in good spirits
And always gets along with the Pig!


I wish you not to suffer from bullshit,
And get along with the Pig all year long!


Santa Claus once made a snowman for himself and he was left with a small snowball. “What else do you need to make, my friend? – asked Santa Claus. The snowman thought: he has arms, he has legs, he has a head, he even has a nose made of carrots. Then he said: “Make me happy!”

But Santa Claus, who had seen a lot in his lifetime, knew that everyone has their own happiness and said: “There is snow on you, make your own happiness.” So, in the coming year, may we have the opportunity to mold our happiness the way each of us imagines it.”


My (first, second, third) toast, it’s simple - to Pig,
For the pig that in difficult times,
Gently scratch the boar's back,
In short, girls, for us (you)!


They say it's better to lose something than never have it.. I want to raise this glass so that in this coming New Year we will never lose happiness and never have worries! Let us have only happy moments of life this year!


Why was Solomon wise? Because he had many wives with whom he consulted. Why are we unhappy? Because we have one wife, with whom we never consult. Let's not forget the wisdom of our ancestors in the New Year!


So that we don’t grunt this year tired, but screaming like a pig with joy and fun...




What do you wish?
New Year - to celebrate,
Friends - don't forget!
There will be joy!
Sorrows - forget!

Salary - to grow,
Love - bloom!
Dreams come true
And don’t relax yourself!


I don’t promise complete success,
I hope it's New Year
Will save us all from sorrows
And unexpected worries.

I still hope for something else
And I believe it fervently,
That such happiness awaits us all,
Which has never happened before.

May this year be nothing but joy!
Happiness is just waiting, and good people!
So that the piglet on holiday
He generously brought a bag of money!
Health and peace to capture,
And he didn’t forget souvenirs for us!

It's a great year for pigs! All good things will come!
Let him give you a lot of laughter, and success in all your endeavors!
I wish everyone to achieve great heights this year!
Wherever we end up, I want to be surprised!
And let every moment lift your spirits!

New Year's toasts 2019 with jokes and humor

They are appropriate everywhere, everyone likes them, no one can do without them. New Year's celebration. You can send a cool toast via SMS to your friends and have no doubt that reading it brought a smile to your face. I wish that Pig helped us find boundless happiness... Let's drink to the fact that this year there will be a lot of good things and we will squeal with delight and joy!

New Year is coming,
It has been raining for three days.
In the field the grass is green,
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water pours down your collar...
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

Let everything everyone dreams about come true:
Born to fly in the skies, let him fly,
Whoever thirsts for wealth, let him find the treasure,
Whoever wants honors will achieve awards!

Who wants to get married - let him have a wedding,
Let the vacationer sunbathe on the beach,
And if someone’s soul wants extreme sports,
Let him fly with a parachute and laugh!

So that the New Year brings only success, nothing less,
May we all become many times richer!

Let's drink to:
To have a super cool year,
So that everyone is healthy,
To live in goodness, in abundance
And so that you can pursue your dreams without looking back!

On New Year's Day I wish:
Friendships are like “super glue”
Strength - like a big elephant,
Those who need children need them.
For those who don't, take precautions.
Have Frost don't be shy
Ask for a car
Or from an arctic fox manto.
If a miracle doesn't happen -
Let the sponsor help!

Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to the savings book for us,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!

Words with meaning

Toasts with meaning These are kind of wise parables. They are not devoid of philosophical meaning, but at the same time they are not boring and uninteresting. And even if sometimes they are not always short, do not be afraid, no one will fall asleep while you are giving your speech.

On the contrary, just such a congratulation can amaze guests. After all, wisdom is always held in high esteem. And if it is intertwined with jokes, then it is doubly worthy of the respect of the listeners.

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition Before the New Year, throw out old and unnecessary things, tired of the year, out of the window.

We, of course, are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to throw out of your memory old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude as unnecessary trash.

If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it this way, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!

His students once came to the sage and asked, looking at the horseshoe suspended above the entrance: “Teacher, do you really believe that some piece of hardware can bring good luck?”

To which the sage replied: “Personally, I don’t believe in it, but it brings good luck whether I believe in it or not.”

I suggest you drink to good luck. If we suddenly lose faith in her in the New Year, let her still believe that she must come to our house!


One day three wanderers were walking.
Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened it for them and asked:
"Who you are?" - Health, Love and Wealth. Let us in for the night.

It's a pity, but we only have one free place. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in.

The sick mother said: “Let’s let Health in.” The daughter suggested letting Love in, and the wife - Wealth.

While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year there will always be a place in our home for Health, Love and Wealth!


As you celebrate the New Year, don’t regret the past that they didn’t have time to do something. Don’t worry about what’s coming - will everything work out, will you have enough strength and resources.

Live in harmony with yourself. With your heart and soul. Stay calm and confident. Then joy, happiness and success will always accompany you. Happy New Year 2019!


Eat good saying: "While you're facing your past, you stand with your back to your future.” Let's turn around and face our future with courage. Let us not be afraid or afraid of him. Let's meet this year and all subsequent ones with joy, with new bright dreams. Forward to the future, friends! Happy New Year!

For a noisy friendly company

What words would be appropriate in a company of friends, where it is always noisy, fun and funny? Of course they are funny! A toast with a touch of humor will always find a response here. After all, after it, a good mood will become simply magnificent, and smiles will turn into laughter.

It's always a pleasure to please your friends and make them have fun. Therefore, having cool toasts in your collection is a must! With them, you will always be the soul of the company, its unspoken leader. And perhaps you will even be able to win the heart of someone you have liked for a long time.

I hope this New Year will come with gifts for each of us.
Anyone who wanted to buy a new car will finally buy it. Anyone who wanted to make any discovery will make it. Those who wanted to find love will find it.
Let everyone get their happiness. So let's drink to the new, bright things in our lives!
For the New Year.
Let in next year we will have
so many good and joyful events, so many good and wonderful deeds, so many lights burning in our New Year's garland!
Let's drink to Father Frost and Snow Maiden:
For as long as I can remember, people don’t get sick, don’t grow old, and there’s always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!
On New Year's Day, friends flocked like snowflakes,
We cannot be sad or bored on this holiday.
So let's celebrate our New Year without delay,
To remember him all year long.

May we have more strength in the coming year,
On the contrary, your health will not decrease one ounce.
Whatever is planned, let it undoubtedly come true.
And the most unpleasant thing is that it will be forgotten.


All the women at this table are beautiful, like the Snow Maidens.
But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed with love for us men in the New Year.
For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!
First toast: Goodbye!
We won't see you sober today!
Let's drink to the New Year the tables were bursting with abundance, and the beds were bursting with love!
Husband and wife watching ice dancing on TV.
- I would love to perform a free program with this figure skater! - says the husband.
The wife flared up and decisively turned off the TV.
- First perform the compulsory program, and then think about the free one...
Let's drink, guys, to the excellent performance of the compulsory and free program in the New Year!

The shortest congratulations

Well, everyone knows that brevity is always welcome. And on a festive night this becomes especially relevant. After all, we can’t wait to raise our glasses, eat, and dance. And hardly anyone wants to listen to long speeches. That is why it is necessary to select congratulations so that they are at the same time small, but meaningful.

And it doesn’t matter whether they are funny or serious, sweet or funny, the main thing is to pronounce them clearly, quickly and from the heart. After all, it has long been proven that short toasts for the New Year 2019 can hook and amuse much more than a long, tedious wish.

May it be the best year of your life,
Always, everywhere, lucky in everything!
May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
Prosperity, successful,
Have a bright year!

Problems don't scare you
And the crisis will not beat you!
We're still beautiful
Let's celebrate the New Year!


May it last forever all bad things will go away
Happy last breath of December!
And everything beautiful and living will come to us on the morning of January.
Let everything in life go like clockwork,
Your plans will come true in their entirety,
I wish you a successful whole year,
My heart sang with joy and happiness! Let's drink to the only day of the year,
when you can sit on the Christmas tree...
and not to visit the forest!
Here's to the New Year!

Toasts for a cozy family circle

New Year's lights, a cozy atmosphere and a warm home circle - everyone dreams of such a holiday. But at the same time, for some reason, many do not attach importance to what is said at the feast in New Year's Eve V narrow circle families. But these are the closest and dearest people in the world.

Therefore, it is imperative to choose suitable toasts for the New Year and congratulate parents, brothers, sisters and children with their help. After all, no matter how much they need our care and attention the most.

New Year's family toasts are always the kindest words, warm and sincere wishes. They are simple and understandable to anyone. Well, in order for laughter to be heard and smiles to be seen in the house, you should definitely add a drop of humor to them. Cool toasts will contribute to this, after which it always becomes fun. They will delight adults and children.

Dear family, I congratulate you on the New Year of the Pig. I hope that this noble and cheerful pig will reward us with love for our neighbors, patience and care.
I read the recommendations of a famous astrologer here. He writes that those who celebrate the Year of the Pig in the family circle will be accompanied by success, luck and happiness throughout the New Year. I'm not an astrologer, but I also have something to say. Those who have the opportunity to celebrate the year not only of the Pig, but also of the Rabbit, Ox, Dragon, etc. surrounded by loved ones and relatives - they are already the most successful, lucky and happy.
For our family!

May the new year not add wrinkles,
and the old ones will be smoothed out and erased!
It will improve your health and relieve you from sorrows.
and may this year be happy!
Happy Year of the Pig!


Happy New Year!
Let him come with a sandwich
With honey, sugar, jam
AND good mood.
May we eat it for a long time
And we never got sick.
A loved one may forget what we told him. He may even forget what we did for him. But he can never forget how we made him feel. I want us to feel only love, care and attention from our family and friends in the new year 2019!
The past year was successful and not so successful. Material wealth increased and decreased. But life shows that this is not the main thing. The most important thing in the past year was those people who were there and supported us both in joy and in sorrow. So let's take all the most important things with us into the New Year - our friends. They all gathered at this table today. For you, my dears! Behind New Year's table one guest is asked:
– Why do you close your eyes when you drink?
– You see, I promised my wife that I wouldn’t look into the glass in the new year.
For faithful fulfillment of New Year's resolutions!

A catchphrase at a corporate event

Corporate and New Year are certainly inseparable concepts in any company that respects its employees. And the preparation for it is always very serious. After all, everyone wants to appear in front of their colleagues only with the best side. If in the company of friends you can fool around and say frivolous words at the table, then you need to be more careful.

You need to be very careful when choosing toasts at a corporate party. It should be a smart, interesting speech, not too long, but also not consisting of two words. Nobody will like a serious and boring toast, but a funny one can cause condemnation. So what should we do? We need a golden mean. This is exactly what you can find here.

We have presented the best toasts that can cause admiration and please even the bosses. Unusual, sometimes funny, beautiful words with an emphasis on the positive - exactly what is needed in this case.

So, colleagues, the New Year is coming.. I wish you sparkling happiness, like a glass of champagne; bonuses - how many months in a year; plans like Napoleon's; success and achievements, like stars in the sky; lifestyle, like Santa Claus - always cheerful, has money for gifts, beautiful fur coat, on personal transport and with a wonderful companion.

Let the playful deer come running to our homes of the most generous Santa Claus! let his bag be full of HAPPINESS, success, health, wealth and LOVE!

Now, summing up the results,
Let's sigh sadly about the past:
Probably the gods helped
We have to cope with the enemy all year!

Today, celebrating the New Year,
Let's have fun!
We wish each other happiness,
Someone who doesn't love will fall in love.

Who is more happy about money than life?
Let him become rich this year!
Now it’s not a sin for us to drink,
For us, for everyone and for success!

Many people wishing Happy New Year, they wish everyone a fresh start, but I want to wish you that in the New Year your life will continue in brighter colors, that you will overcome all failures and continue to build your life without repeating your mistakes.
Happy New Year and new successes!
Our team is small,
But with a huge soul,
Let's celebrate the New Year together,
What's knocking at the gate -

Let Santa Claus not be stingy
For gifts. And strives
Give everyone a bonus for the year,
So that the people are happy.

So that the team works
In summer and winter,
And so that everyone has enough strength
Be yourself!


Applause after your speech and surprised glances will help you understand how well your congratulations were chosen.

Don’t forget to congratulate your loved ones on New Year’s Eve, say joyful words to them, melt their hearts with a touch of humor and please them with cheerful toasts!