Ditties for boys for the holiday of March 8

To the tune of the Yaroslavl guys.

Women's Day is the reason

Why are we singing here?

Allow us men

Congratulations on Women's Day!

1. At childish commands

We have come to congratulate you

And boyish suffering

Oh, they brought it to you today!

2. We start cooking with dad -

There is smoke and noise in the kitchen,

It's a pity that we didn't finish with him,

Oh, culinary college!

3. They say we're badasses

You never believe

In our group the commanders

Oh, there were always girls!

Ditties have a beginning,

The ditties have an end

Who listened to our sufferings,

Oh, let's just say - well done!

Ditties for the holiday of March 8

1. Clean it yourself once a year

I decided to frying pan

But then four days

They couldn't wash me off.

2. On a scarf for beauty

Olya embroidered flowers,

And the calf looked

And I almost ate the flowers!

3. I found a broom in the kitchen

And he swept the whole apartment,

But what remained of him

Three straws in total!

4. I need a doll all day long

I'm not too lazy to sew a mitten,

My brother praised me:

You sewed a robe quickly!

5. We will be without grandma one day

Prepared lunch

You washed the dishes yourself

And since then there have been no dishes!

6. There is not a speck of dust on Sasha,

He's the cleanest of cleanliness,

He wipes his shoes

Pot towel!

7. Vovik’s dad asked:

“Did you wash your hands under the tap?”

And he heard in response:

“I washed my face, but not my hands!”

We tried, we washed away the trash,

And they washed and baked,

This made moms happy

It’s a pity that we all dreamed!

Ditties for girls for the holiday of March 8

Miss Baby

Let's start singing ditties,

Please don't laugh

There are a lot of people here,

We might get confused!

1. We know a lot of ditties

We know a whole million -

That's how funny we are

Our whole... district!

2. If there were no water,

There wouldn't even be a mug

If there were no girls, -

Who would sing ditties?

3. They say I'm a fighter

Combat, so what?

My mom is a fighter

Well, then who am I?

4. Hey, stomp your foot,

Stomp right,

I'll go dance

Even if it’s small!

5. Hey, I'll stomp my foot

Let me trample the other one,

I can't resist

Such character!

6. I didn’t want to dance

I stood and was shy,

And the harmonica began to play,

I couldn't resist!

7. Well, thank you, mom,

What gave birth to this:

Mischievous, combative

And she called her Mashulka!

8. I’m built this way

I'm in the mood to sing and dance,

I won’t dance for one day

I'm going crazy about the other one!

9. I’ll go out, I’ll go out and dance

In new shoes,

All the guys say

That I'm like a picture!

Together.

We sang ditties for you,

All ditties are good

Clap for us more boldly

And laugh heartily!

Musical congratulations, ditties and songs for the holidays for schoolchildren different ages sound and play differently. As a rule, for primary and secondary school students, holiday celebrations take place together with their parents, therefore congratulations on March 8 are addressed mainly to mothers and grandmothers. High school students congratulate their classmates on their own, and try very hard to come up with something original or funny. Funny musical numbers can become part of a congratulation and will decorate any .

Here are collected a variety of Songs and ditties for March 8th for schoolchildren: funny and lyrical, for mothers and girls, choose which one suits you and you like.

1. Frequentlyears for March 8th for schoolchildren.

Play it, balalaika,
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn,
Come out, dancers.

Our dear mothers,
Happy Women's Day.

We'll dance for you now
And we'll sing ditties.

All day March 8
Lena chalked the floor with excitement,
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.

The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy one:
"Mommy, I'm still small."

Smoky pan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Three hours in the shower Yulia
Grandma washed it afterwards.

2. Song - congratulations on March 8th for high school students.

To the tune of the song "Somewhere in the White World".

(the rework has been postponed - watch)

You, dear girls!
Happy Women's Day!
And now we are ditties for you
Let's sing it very loud!

There are girls in our class -
Smart girls, beauties!
And confess, to us boys,
Love this!

You are always beautiful:
Ponytails, braids.
We sometimes pull for them,
Just out of habit!

How does change come
We love to play with you:
We run away as much as we can,
So that they can catch up with us!

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You dance, you sing,
Love to read books.
Don't forget those in class
At least give us some advice!

We promise you today
Give compliments.
And you will grow up a little,
We will give you flowers!

We sang ditties for you,
But we also want to say:
You always, everywhere and everywhere
We will boldly defend!

4. Song-remake for March 8th “Mommy, accept it!”

To the tune of the song “Call me, call”

You should be congratulated.
And on this wonderful day
We want to promise to study
At "4", and maybe at "5".

The selection is posted for your reference.

There is a bright holiday at our school
The long-awaited Women's Day.
And congratulate the teachers
We, friends, are not lazy at all.

We need to start now
Celebrate Women's Day together,
We have time to congratulate everyone
And sing ditties for the ladies!

We hurry teachers
Congratulations on the holiday!
Maybe someone would like
Put “five” in your diary!

Sing ditties to our ladies -
To the best teachers,
Smart and attentive
And super charming!

We read poems to you,
Let's sing good songs.
We sincerely congratulate you
Happy March 8, Women's Day!

On a wonderful and spring day
Dear teachers
We'll lift your spirits
We send our best wishes to you.

You are not just teachers,
We wish from the bottom of our hearts,
Only a smooth road for you
And live up to a hundred years!

Prepared for you
A surprise, no doubt.
And let at school on this day
Fun reigns.

On this day March 8
Let's tell all the teachers.
You don't need to be excited
You dedicated your life to us.

And therefore, dear ones,
We want to wish you.
Know no sorrows from now on,
Never lose heart.

I'm sitting in class
I look at the teacher.
I like the teacher
When he's not swearing.

To the school director

There is perhaps no more difficult share,
What is it like to be a director at school?
Your fate, oh, is difficult -
You are one for us all!

Our director is all about business,
It's not easy to run a school,
These are not ditties for you
Perform at a concert!

Ditties for the chemistry teacher

We put something in the flasks,
Almost half the school was blown up,
Invented active
We are a reactive mixture!

Periodic table
We often dream at night,
If necessary - ain moment,
Let's remember each element!

We study acids.
Everyone went on break.
I don’t know what I added to what,
But there was a terrible explosion!

Biology teacher

About natural selection
We'll keep the conversation going
With what "kind" and "class" mean,
You introduced us!

Anatomy, science,–
Just for fun:
We treated the skeleton
Sausage with cookies!

We are in biology
Learned a lot
From call to call
We study DNA.

I couldn't learn
Natural science again.
Where can I get a skeleton?
To complete the task?

Geography teachers

We love to learn from you,
We know all the countries' capitals,
We study not in vain
Mountains, rivers and seas!

We certainly wish
So that the sea is up to your knees,
Shoulder-deep, so without a doubt,
There were all the mountains in the world!

How can we not confuse
Where is the Volga, where is the Nile.
You'll mix it up a little
A crocodile might eat it.

I want to go on vacation
Go on foot to Bulgaria.
I study all day now
Science Geography!

Chatushki for the teacher of Russian language and literature

We have a passion for Russian,
We read our classics,
We learn the rules together
Everyone needs to know Russian!

This is the subject of literature,
To understand its meaning,
We need it in the library
Take a book every day!

We are in Russian
Yesterday we wrote a dictation,
And today the whole lesson
Bugs have been corrected!

We were in physics
And we looked at the textbooks...
What do they write in this book?
We don't understand those secrets!

Math teacher

Math is hard -
Everyone knows her.
Let's think and guess
How can we solve problems?

We can do all the tasks:
And we divide and multiply,
We will add a poem to the bouquet,
And we congratulate you on spring!

To the life safety teacher

We studied life safety
We are already from A to Z,
Our children know for sure -
The nail should not be put into sockets,

They know how to behave
How to grow healthy
Where to cross the road
How to deal with fire!

We will wink at you together -
Let all evil burn with fire,
So that you live safely,
Well, it’s great to celebrate March!

Physical education teacher

Wider stride, straighter back -
This is how we warm up
We don't mess around a bit,
So, let's exercise as it should!

We radiate strength and agility,
Let's pump up the abdominal muscles,
We always look up to you
And we are changing for the better!

We wish you not to let us down -
Meet March in great shape,
Be cheerful and active
And super athletic!

To the singing teacher

No more patience
At a singing lesson
Give me the accordion,
I'll play it myself now!

For a teacher at work

I'm not lazy at our school
Exercise every day.
For an A in work
I'll come on Sunday!

All the girls are at work
They embroider together.
Well, what about the poor boys?
They carry heavy things.

At a labor lesson
Everyone took a broom with them,
Everyone went out to the school yard,
Sweep away unnecessary rubbish.

Physics teacher

I know the laws of physics -
I'll tell you without a doubt.
They prevent me from waking up
Laws of attraction!

We were in physics
And we looked at the textbooks...
What do they write in this book?
We don't understand those secrets!

Ditties for the computer science teacher

My favorite lesson -
This is computer science
We go through the lesson
Game practice!

The teacher teaches us everything,
Having found out about the new products,
Our computer scientist, he is the best,
Let's be honest, no praise.

Computer Science subject
We need
Is there internet in the classroom?
And the teacher is wonderful!

Well, why do you need a notebook?
Why grammar?
Word rules everything for us again
Computer science rules!!!

In the world of new technologies
Computer Science subject
Vital,
There are no secrets for us in it.

And our teacher is an example
And we wish him
Masses of innovations and discoveries,
Happiness, joy, love.

To the history teacher

Let's go to history -
Everything is shaking for the guys,
Ah, our beloved historian!
Have pity on you guys!

English teacher

In English
I forgot my native speech
And in Russian your name
I couldn't read it!

On this glorious women's holiday,
We'll sing a verse again
And give it to a cool mom
Delightful bouquet!
(S. Pavlova)

You, our teachers,
In the world everyone is smarter and more beautiful,
With ardor, feeling and excitement
Happy March to all of you!

All the flowers in our city
They sell out quickly.
All clear. Women's holiday
Coming soon.

Under the spring sound of drops
We sang ditties for you,
They tried to surprise you,
Pay attention to everyone!

We sang ditties for you,
Everyone they wanted.
Like it, don't like it,
It's time for us to take our leave!

Not a single festive feast or event is complete without lively and funny ditties. After all, ditties can amuse even your most serious guest. The holiday in honor of March 8th will not be complete without ditties - International Women's Day. Since it is a women's holiday, the content of the ditties is clear to everyone - about love, about a loved one, about everyday quarrels and about all women's problems in a comic interpretation.

FUNNY DITS FOR WOMEN AND ABOUT WOMEN

They love to sing ditties

Even a business woman

If they have a bottle

And there is enough food!

I'm spinning like a squirrel

I need to be on time everywhere...

Get lost, damned image,

I'll sing ditties!

So she came out

She's useless herself:

Presentations are given by -

Not a word is heard!

Ah, shawl, my shawl,

Green cell!

We write reports often

Contracts are rare!

Oh my rival

Oblique-oblique!

You buy foreign cars,

You go barefoot!

A star fell from the sky

Straight to the sweetheart's pants...

I tell him, as a disabled person,

I'll give it to you now at half price.

The best of moments

This is a tasting.

I understand: it’s either drunkenness.

Is it a presentation?!

Business lady waited in vain

Suitor until midnight.

At least we agreed yesterday

But force majeure happened.

Why are you, my dear, following me?

You whine: “Are you going to give it or not?”

Are you on this issue

Contact the sales department.

You, my rival,

You can be strange:

You poke a calculator in your ear,

Dial the number!

Show me, friend,

To the zoo claim:

Why do you, macaque,

They won't give me a license?!

I had an argument with my little guy

For two thousand bucks.

That we have a love affair

It won't reach the registry office.

And the result has already been calculated,

Whichever way it turns:

When I win, I'll be there

And he will burst!

I'll tell you in what manner

Make your husband a millionaire

If only he's just

I was a billionaire before you!

There's a fog in my head

From this fact:

All your love is a deception

Apart from the contract!

Promised me at the wedding

Milka has an exemplary life.

It turned out I didn’t hear:

All she has in her head is sales!

My darling dressed up

In thin capes.

I sit and wait:

She promised discounts!

I'll go for a walk with you

Only under the rifle.

And you won't get through me

With your quote!

The military is fine

The guns are loaded.

Eh, having fun in a big way

Officers' wives!

My darling flies on the plane,

By God, I'm not joking.

The plane is controlled by

And I’m as cute as I want!

Whether it's day or night, he flies,

And I can't wait to get home.

No matter what takes off, I take off.

Like landing - I'm sitting down!

My dear is the best navigator,

I made a map of my life.

Apparently, something was confused somewhere,

Not to Moscow, I ended up in a hole!

And mine is the first technician,

He's a jack of all trades.

Insert the fuse into the vacuum cleaner

He can do it for you for nothing!

And my sons over there

Pre-conscripts for now.

They say they won't mow -

Into the kaka dynasty!

There was a thing - our aces

The card was lost.

So with a pack of Belomor

Checked your route!

We are always ready for shows.

Even if you wake me up at night.

Our initiative

The whole planet is ahead!

So let's go today

We'll have a feast on the mountain,

Let's destroy all alcohol

And let's declare a battle against drunkenness!

And how to tell the truth -

Well, who cares on Women's Day?

After the fifth glass of tea

Will you be too lazy to sing ditties?!

My yesterday brought something funny,

What - I can’t see for myself.\

I laughed and looked -

So the salary, oh my God!

My rights were deprived

He doesn't drive anymore.

Too small percentage

Blood in alcohol!

He needed to drink

Only red.

They say it's in his blood

Not to be seen at all!

We don't quarrel with my little one,

There is peace and grace at home.

What to do? For each other

We are not created, apparently.

Once the neighbors are at the barn

The moonshine was spilled.

So their rabbits are for dogs

They went to hit people's faces!

Two chicks licked

Vodka stopper:

In the grocery store to the naked chickens

Jumped into the box!

We boasted about the interior

We are in front of the guests:

Where are the sockets, there are pictures:

Skulls and bones!

Eh, shawl, my shawl.

Green cell!

They often bring us bills,

Translations are rare!

My cutie and I

We were walking in the city.

He took her to the zoo -

They didn't take her there!

It's good to sing to the nightingale

Evening in the grove:

No children and no whips,

No wife, no mother-in-law!

It took me a long time to find the key

To the heart of my dear wife.

Finally got one

It turned out to be a scam!

My chocolate bunny

He invited me home.

Well, of course I’m for it.

Eh, and affectionate, freezing...

Everyone who is not stupid among us

On Saturdays he goes to the club.

Glory to beer and wine!

Oh, and have fun dancing...

Previously, everything was against everyone

The accordionists were honored.

Well, now on my mind

Married only to a businessman....

You can't help but raise your glass

For our rural vocals.

You, pop girl, don’t cry, -

We will be interviewed...

Ditties on March 8 for girls from boys, as well as funny ditties with girls' names will help make your holiday at school and kindergarten fun and memorable.

You, dear girls,
Happy Women's Day!
And now we are ditties for you
Let's sing it very loud!

We promise you today
Speak compliments
And you'll grow up a little
We will give you flowers!

We're groovy guys
Unprecedented steepness
Congratulations, girls,
Happy Women's Spring Day!

March 8th is coming soon,
The boys will be hot.
They need to keep their word:
You can't offend girls!

We congratulate the girls
On this day, like princesses.
We choose gifts for them,
Oh, it's not an easy process.

You are always beautiful:
"Ponytails", braids
We sometimes pull for them,
Just out of habit!

Ditties for March 8 with girls' names

Ditties with the names of girls are merrily sung, when a funny quatrain is sung about each student in the class, emphasizing the character or behavior of someone.

Katya is a kind soul
Everyone is pleased and good.
Loves school, loves work.
And a true friend to everyone in the class.

As soon as I see Nastya,
I don't care about others
Both in fact and in fact
You couldn't find Nastya better.

Our Lena is not a quiet person,
Even though it seems like that.
If necessary, he will hit you boldly,
He won't even blink an eye.

Am I a gentleman or who?
He helped Karina take off her coat.
The briefcase was brought to her desk,
Today is March 8th!

Didn't answer about fairy tales
To Alenka's question.
And they put it in her diary
The ugly duckling!

Katya flew to school like this,
I didn't wear my uniform to school.
The whole lesson was done by Katya
I have polka dots on my robe.

Polina is very exotic,
But sometimes she is self-critical.
And the unfortunate men
They love Polya for no reason.

They say there is nothing more beautiful
And wiser than Angelina,
Everyone will agree with this
Our lovely men

Painstaking in everything
Darina decorates the house.
The only companion is pride,
Oh, it bothers her in everything.

Look at Natasha -
She has thorns around her
She looks so arrogant
And she has flowers in her soul!

If you've been looking for a long time
You are a leader
Choose Alina -
Your savior!

Don't judge Anya harshly
For her beautiful appearance.
Inadvertently our Anya
She will make all men fall in love with her.

Galya loves books since childhood,
I read “Moidodyr”,
And now she's dreaming
Read it through to the holes.

Tanya and Lena are like magpies
On the edge of the forest,
Discussing who has
More beautiful than freckles.

Somehow Olya received
Sasha's note,
Lend me some for dictation
A writing pen.

If you need order,
Choose Yulia as your wife,
Only give her gifts
Never forget.

If you are looking for a quiet one,
You can't find something more modest
Such a rare name -
Ksyusha, how can I find you?

Our Tanya in class
Writes messages to everyone.
Who will receive the telegram?
Suffering punishment.

Why, tell me, children,
Are there books?
So that our Zhenya beats
All the boys with them.

Like our Verochka
Head is spinning,
Doesn't see anyone around
Spinning like a top.

I want to tell Lera,
Moving his shoulder towards her,
About the weather, about football,
And you never know about anything.

There is Olesya - the soul will perk up,
Olesya is gone - she looks sad,
I'm so drawn to Olesya
An impressive magnet of feelings.

Who has a lot of A's?
And the ward is crazy.
Yana knows everything in the world,
Even about a shovel.

We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
And beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.
There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's.
Because in our class
Smart girls.

I tried so hard all day
I didn't look at the girls.
I could barely resist -
I wanted to pull the braid.

We won't hide it from the girls
Let's tell them straight away:
Before your beauty
Melting like a snowman!

Everything around is noisy, singing,
Women's holiday is coming.
We must decide quickly
What to give to girls.

There is a nice day in March
To congratulate the girls.
We promise, our little ones,
We won't offend you!

On a bright day, March 8
Women must be respected.
On this day, we will not have you,
Tease, tug and push!

Our girls are offended
We won't give it today
Not even anyone else's
We won't let them get close to them.

It's a holiday in our school today
Women's Day! Flowers and laughter!
To all teachers at once
Let's say: you are the most beautiful of all!

On Women's Day March 8
Dad cooked dinner himself
And, I'll tell you a secret,
He did a lot of trouble.

The soup and porridge were burnt,
He poured salt into the compote,
How our mother returned,
She had a lot of trouble.

We envy the girls
They love to play
And for this, guys,
I need to buy dolls.

On Women's Day March 8
Petya cooked dinner himself,
Crumbled candy into the salad
Did a lot of trouble!

We stop singing ditties,
We promise our mothers:
Let's grow kind
To behave.

We dressed up for the holiday,
We will show you a master class.
Sing, dance non-stop
We can do it for you for an hour.