The annual festival was held in Lida Lidbeer", organized by a local brewery. This is one of the most significant events of the year in the musical life of Belarus. The fact is that tickets to Leadbeer, as a rule, are not very expensive, and the line-up of speakers is quite representative.

One of the features of the current festival was that all organizational communication was in the Belarusian language. The festival host addressed the audience in Belarusian; the programs were also in Belarusian, as were the signs in the city.

Before the festival, people could witness a knight's tournament, ride a real dragcar, fly in a helicopter or play laser tag. There was a food court with fairly reasonable prices. The area around the castle was filled with people, but there was no crush.

However, it is worth noting that there is a very small selection of beer. There are many interesting varieties brewed in Lida, but only “Svetloe” and “Velvet”, as well as kvass, were presented at the festival. There was almost no choice.

In the musical part, the selection of performers was traditionally strong. Among the Belarusian groups, “Feeling of Flight” and Nizkiz were noted. The latter group’s repertoire includes many Belarusian-language hits: “Yak spynyaetstsa tsishynya”, “Guantanama”, “Nebyaspechna”. The audience received the Mogilev performers very warmly. It was surprising how many people knew the lyrics and sang along with Nizkiz.

The Russians from Animal Jazz were received less warmly. “It would be better if “Dai Darogu” performed,” was heard in the crowd. Except that on the main hit of the Three Stripes group, people had a blast.

Oleg Skripka came from Ukraine to the festival with “Vidoplyasov’s Screams”. “Belarus makes the best music in Europe, but, unfortunately, only you and I know about it,” Skripka said. Of the Belarusian groups, he approvingly mentioned “Trinity”, “Palace”, “Krambambulya” and “Yur’e”.

The violin professionally and skillfully engages the audience, maintains contact with it, and does everything to ensure that interest does not disappear. During the song “Dancing,” he climbed up onto the stage scaffolding and performed the song from a height. And, of course, “Spring” and “Kraina Mriy” were a huge success.

Oleg Skripka climbs above the stage.

The main highlight of the program was “Leningrad” by Sergei Shnurov. Shnur himself arrived in Lida literally twenty minutes before the performance. At a small press conference, he said that he is always warmly received in Belarus. In communications with journalists, Shnur swore and shocked the public. He called his favorite swear word “fuck... doc,” which he read from Pushkin.

“I am not a victim of inspiration, but a victim of opportunism. I create something that will be in demand,” answered Shnur.

The Leningrad performance itself was staged as a show. If with other groups you know which songs will be heard last, which hits are the main ones, then with Leningrad almost every song is a hit. Therefore, the same “Louboutins” or “Drinking in St. Petersburg” were performed in the middle of the program.

The audience heartily sang along to all of Shnur’s songs, whether they included swear words or not. It seems that no one was dissatisfied with Leningrad’s performance. It’s just a pity that the Belarusian-language hit “Eight Sakavika” was never heard.

Leadbeer continues to set the bar high. Thousands and thousands of Belarusians come from Minsk and other cities to the festival.

Zmitser Pankovets, Anna Klimovich

There are words in the Belarusian language that have no analogues in Russian.

Znichka- falling star.
From the word know - to disappear, to fall.
And our star is called vigilant.

Zorka Venus.

There is a word in the Belarusian language race, which means the same thing as the Russian walkie-talkie - a radio station, usually portable.
But mets (to have) race means to be right, because the second meaning is the word raciya - meaning.

Absolutely wonderful word angelic has nothing to do with the unconditionally divine beauty of our country and is translated as English.
Angelic language - English.

Word raft has nothing to do with the wonderful song by Yuri Loza, but it’s not that bad either.
Because this is a Belarusian fence.

Dyvan, this is not some misspelled sofa or even an elegant sofa. The Belarusian sofa is not furniture for you.
This is a decent carpet, lies under your feet, sometimes it gets beaten with a broom in fresh snow, which only makes it look better.

Pitching.
You will laugh now, but this is still a dirty word in the Belarusian language. “Hail the jocks, take it” - it’s something like “so that you fail,” something like that.

But what's even funnier is that pitching- this is a duck. These are the terrible curses in the Belarusian language.

1. They tore off Vanka’s erection...

2. Grumbling is a sign of agreement!

3. Quieter than water, funnier than grass...

4. Driver, beware of places where children jump out!

5. Contraceptive appearance.

6. It's hard to argue with a naked woman.

7. If you are surrounded by only fools, then you are central.

8. He is so silent that you want to undress...

9. Debauchery is laughter in which you do not participate.

10. The way to a woman’s refrigerator is through her heart.

11. Marital ties are so heavy that they can only be carried by two, and sometimes three.

12. Psychoanalysis is an attempt by the brain to obtain pleasure intended for another organ.

13. People will come up with... Assembly hall, doormat....

14. I'll cash in my Nobel Prize...

15. A single man will meet a single woman with the goal of creating a single child.

16. Santa Claus! Make sure they don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years.

17. It’s good to be a battleship - the tower has been demolished, three remain!

18. 911 received an alarm call. The rescuers became nervous, but did not pick up the phone.

19. Morozko: - Are you warm, girl, are you warm, red one? - Just oh ***, grandpa! Not a snowdrift, damn it, but a solarium...

20. Yesterday in our laboratory we crossed two elephants, not for the sake of an experiment, but just for fun...

21. Karl persuaded Clara to plowshare.

22. Most best friend- the book: it doesn’t force you, it doesn’t ask you to eat, it doesn’t smoke cigarettes.

23. If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

24. A bald spot is a clearing trampled by thoughts.

25. The bullet shooting section accepts orders from the public.

26. ...Mistress from his first marriage.

27. Even the most beautiful legs grow from your ass.

28. With the money they earned, the pioneers bought prostitutes and set them free.

29. I watch TV so often that the announcers already recognize me.

30. Buttercup is a little villain.

31. Mutter - a woman who speaks in her sleep.

32. Didn't like women. I didn't have time.

33. Women watch movies until the end, with the timid hope that in the end it will all end in a wedding.

34. There are no unbearable people, there are narrow doors.

35. Underground garage in the forest. Damp. Scary. Expensive. Tel. ***-**-**

36. A rare beast is looking for a sophisticated bitch for joint discussions.

37. Declarations of love often resemble signals of exact time - they are valid only at the moment of their utterance.

38. The trembling half

39. Steak with blood of the second group.

40. Even the most dull room will be enlivened by the most ordinary children, beautifully placed in the corners.

41. If you have the opportunity to choose a seat on the plane, you need to take it very far in front - if the plane crashes, the cart with drinks will pass by again
you!

42. The Zaporozhets car is the best ghost with a motor in the world!

43. Of course, laughter is the best medicine! But not with diarrhea...

44. It’s stupid to try to explain something verbally in the intervals between blows to the face - it turns out unclear and you have to repeat yourself often.

45. Sport is harmful: playing sports extends your life by 10 years, but you will spend 15 on them.

46. ​​You and I are of the same blood - Chuk and Gek.

47. This used to be circumcision, now it is frozen and broken off.

48. It is a sin to indulge in despondency when there are other sins!

49. This is how the foretold suffered.