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My protector, congratulations
I will be your age, I promise
If you want, lie on the couch that day,
Wherever you want, scratch yourself there!
Do you want beer, crackers in your bed?
Do you want me to be there all day long?
If you want, on this holiday come off!
But tomorrow again: "Stand up"!

May this day be on your table
Salo, herring and sandwich with pate.
May your day be celebrated not only in winter,
But of course spring, autumn and summer.
Let the morning with breakfast in bed start with balloons,
Let the wives clean even your socks today.
Let everyone do from your start,
But remember - on the eve of March 8.

Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day to you, my dear brother,
It's time to celebrate the holiday, get up and don't crush the sofa.
Well, it's time to put champagne with glasses on the table,
Caviar, salmon, cakes, fruits must be forced on the table.
If you don’t get up, I’ll immediately hurt you, you’ll wind it up quickly on your mustache.
Oh, you already managed to gobble up everything? Gave us such an embarrassment.
I wish you wisdom, great generosity, health,
Meet your guests with joy - with bread and salt.

May this day be so dear to us,
All men will have a working day off.
Let men be paid on February 23, 13,
And wives only make you happy.
So that you lie on the couch all day
And watched football on the channel.
To pour beer from the tap
And you felt like you were in the Maldives.

You are a man and I am a man - we know how to fight,
They defended the honor of the court, the honor of their village.
We proved to the women who is the boss in the house,
Congrats guys, let's go out today.
The lads will buzz until darkness, maybe until dawn,
Let's get it from my wife - it will live until the summer!

We are the happiest today
We catch admiring glances around,
We are lucky to be born with you as men,
Protect and repel our girlfriends.
Today we accept congratulations
We build eyes, in thoughts sitting on a horse,
Adventures are waiting for us today, my friend -
Chur, the blonde goes only to me!

Brother for brother, blood for blood
We often heard this
And sisterly love
Lost in the dark shadow.
Girls, let's drink for us,
We can also protect
And we serve even now
On our border we can!

I pour a neighbor, I say:
Darling, today is your holiday, so I will be yours!
He was embarrassed, blushed, but the bastard was delighted,
Although he hides a smile, it is immediately clear that he is happy!
On the Day of the Defender, we will hit a dashing stack,
I welcome a neighbor: "I will only be with you!"
He believed and timidly hugged me lightly,
Well, where can a girl find such a fool?

Defender of the Fatherland Day is an important, world holiday,
And it doesn't matter if you were called by a mighty country.
Even if you didn’t hold a machine gun in your hands
This is your great holiday, since you are a real kid.
If you conquer your fear and know how to protect -
So you confirm everyone in the world needs to live.
I wish you happiness, do not lose your fighting spirit,
May you never know how battles sound like.

Day of all defenders of the Fatherland -
Great and bright holiday of those
Who tears his soul for humanity,
Who loves peace and children's laughter.
Let happiness come in wagons,
Income grows by hectares.
Be proud of your shoulder straps
And drive away the dust of adversity.

How many strong women have become
they are at work, at home and in love,
but on the day of the defender of the Fatherland,
let men to power!
Let them forget about sofas
and beer in the restaurant around the corner,
let them feel protected
in their glorious, fighting spirit!

Forget about work
gather men - friends.
Those who served or fought
for the day of the defender has come.
Everybody go to the restaurant
order a snack, beer jug.
Have fun with the men
and come back home!

At least sometimes we scold you for nothing.
today with 23 congratulations!
After all, we feel bad without men,
and there are many reasons for that.
Firstly, it will be boring to live,
after all, there is no one to cook borscht.
Secondly, we will freak out,
after all, intimacy will be missed.
Thirdly, win from melancholy,
because there is no one to wash socks.
Fourthly, who will snore,
sing drunk songs from the balcony.
We love you for these pranks,
we won't be happy without you.

Defender of the Fatherland Day
The whole country celebrates
We wish you strength and joy,
We defeated the enemy!
No matter how much fun
Tomorrow ... cheerfulness in the morning,
The hangover was hard
Well... and the service is not easy.
Service loyal to the country
After all, no one canceled ...
This will tell you, of course.
Even the chief general!
So tomorrow at eight sharp
Everyone be sober in the ranks!
There are three words for you to check:
"Motherland, I love you!"

Defender of the Fatherland Day
Brave whirlwind came
Congratulations representatives
All armed forces!
On the table are wine, champagne, and salads, and caviar...
- "Lieutenant, where are you looking?"
- "Into your clear eyes."
There will be dances, songs, music,
Let the blood run through the veins!
And then we probably
There will be ... passionate love.
Maybe this day will give
World a new family?
"But first I'll dance!"
- "I'll probably sing to you."

February 23 suddenly came,
And in the pocket of 3 rubles - not enough for beer.
A friend shouts: "Let's pour!
It's a sin not to drink for you and me."
No, I love my wife
Baba is a beast that can pour.
We wish, men - to be a family in the first place!
So that all your actions clearly follow honor.

Without you, men, we are unable to live -
You are our strength and support.
We wish you to be brave
Peace to protect from all discord.
Carry your women in your arms
And then the mistress of the house will be more affectionate.
You can then on all rights -
Watch football and put fishing rods on the balcony.

Commander, today is your holiday!
Congratulations on the day of the defenders of you.
Let's drink to our holiday!
You know, I have a flask in my pocket.
On a glorious day, it's not a sin to get drunk.
We will not lose our resilience.
Let's get drunk - we'll be ready to fight.
We won't lose our strength.

Congratulations on the defenders of the day!
Have a good walk today.
In order not to find you it was with fire,
Just don't get up early tomorrow.
Shame famously the army though you!
Eat like a good pig.
Well, if you'll be alive in the morning,
I know the brine will relieve the torment.

Happy Defender's Day, Defender,
You are like a primitive
You protect me so hard
Like the flame of the first fire obtained,
You are a hero and you can win
Enemy and mammoth calmly fill up,
So be always strong as at the peak of humanity,
My protector, Happy Defender of the Great Fatherland!

Congratulations on February 23rd.
Keep up and be young.
Let's raise our glasses
And let's drink to you, our friend!
You do not sleep at your post and do not be shy,
And remember the enemy, not the sparrow!
Don't be sad and don't be sad
Easy service, good luck!

It's a man's business to serve in the army,
And stand at the post, guarding your native land.
But do not grieve, we will drink to your health,
Be a man, we congratulate you!
And this day is February, the 23rd.
Do you remember us, do not forget your friends,
We will help you with everything we can.
In the meantime, catch our fiery "Hello!"

I congratulate you on the day of the defenders,
I wish you a great walk today!
I wish you more drink
And then to pester his wife.
Do what you want today
It is possible to scare a dear mother-in-law,
Remember how you perform lezginka,
You were ashamed to get up tomorrow.

Happy Defender's Day!
Pour me a full glass.
I wish you full fun
I want to become even stronger.
There is a great power in us,
We just need to wake her up.
No matter how we destroy anything,
Until tomorrow morning to live?

Who said that the protector is a man?
I will protect everyone around me.
For men's wide backs
I don't want to hide anymore.
Therefore, on this day, I congratulate
Women all for smiles and laughter.
Only they know better
How a man is given success.

Look at today's men?
Well, who should defend the Fatherland?
For no particularly good reason
The lady is not in a hurry to give a hand.
Accept as they are
There are no more weak female forces.
And male prowess, courage, honor
Today we send to the rear!

That the male gender is now fading away,
do not cry women you are in vain,
because behind the window comes again,
the twenty-third day of February!
And on such a day, any man
will prove to everyone that he is a warrior, that he is a hero,
what kind of family is your own, and country
he is valiantly ready to stand as a mountain!

Congratulations, friends
Since February 23!
May there be no ice in the soul,
Despite the cold.
Be always healthy
Let the microbes be afraid of you.
Let them raise your salary
Money to row with a shovel,
So that you can rest
At least five times a year.

Girlfriend, happy holiday to you,
Since February 23!
After all, every day we are at the helm
Family ark - ship!

Cooking, cleaning and washing
We protect our home from enemies,
We meet our soldiers from work -
We vigilantly guard the defenders of the Fatherland!

Congratulations on February 23 and I wish that the Tsar Cannon never fails, that your soul mate loves you deeply, that there is happiness and a real buzz in life, that you have fun to the song “its my life”!

On February 23, we don't say too much
We want to congratulate the men
So that everyone is strong and healthy.
To sleep well and eat deliciously,
What he wanted, he had.
Fishing, sauna, football -
Male, to please the floor.
Let life consist of victories
Let the soldier stand at his post,
To be behind a man's back
We are like behind a stone wall.

In every man's life
There is a place for heroism
And so the heroes
In our society, do not count.

The place was given to the old woman,
Feed the cat in the morning
Made a compliment to the ugly girl
Instead of a hundred, he drank half a hundred.

For the ladies to admire
Exclaiming: "Here is a hero!"
And the rivals were afraid
Just looking at your biceps.

I want to be rich
The problems were nothing
For loved ones - a strong wall,
Happy February Men's Day to you!

Good luck to catch by the tail,
To solve any emergency.
I want to tear you, throw,
Just walk forward to victory!

I want to play with muscles
Driving around on a fashionable wheelbarrow
Always with a full wallet
And be a brutal man.

Let there be no end to the ladies,
Let the crowd follow you
So that you were known as a macho and a male,
An exemplary husband and father.

Let the Earth circle more cheerfully
On the frosty holiday of February!
Immodest? What is it here?
After all, life is one, live high!

In business, family and work
Let everything be always tip-top.
No matter how much beer I take by Saturday,
The wife did not say "Stop!".

So that there is enough money for football,
For the most important match in the world
So that there are many of them
No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you spend!

Friends always to respect
The soul in you was doted on by the boss,
And so that in all aspects of life
You were the first and always grew.

To be a hero to everyone
The coolest pepper on Earth,
A Defender of the Fatherland Day
Celebrated with a bang!

Let the weather smile
The cork will dissolve in an instant,
Chief brains will not soar,
There will be fewer rules in life
Lada will become a foreign car,
And the wife is a hot beauty,
All loans, mortgages
Let them sink into oblivion together.
Well, you take your friends -
Blow to celebrate soon!
Holiday of foam and socks -
Always be ready for it!

On Defender of the Fatherland Day
I really want to say -
You didn't have to in life
Keep the machine in hand.
"And the toy one?" - you ask.
“Yes, at least a hundred and fifteen pieces!
And you can throw a grenade
Only if it's a fruit!
In general, peace and fun,
Never know fear
Defend country limits
Only in thoughts and dreams!

I wish you twenty-third
So that your dreams come true
Happiness was so endless,
Money to flow like a river!

So that all the girls in the area
Were in love with you
So that you are a true friend,
And your friends are true to you.

So that health is normal,
Muscles grew in front of my eyes.
To always be in the best shape,
Standing firmly on my feet!

Our wonderful men
Our joy, pride and support
We are in a hurry to congratulate you on the holiday -
Accept the wishes of the mountain!

May you always be lucky in everything,
Let luck be with you in business.
May fate give only the best
Problems are solved with ease.

You give us peace, success,
We are care, affection and support.
You, men, are the best with us,
Strong and tough nuts!

Men honor this date -
Holiday of the warrior, soldier!
On Defender of the Fatherland Day
We wish you for life
For women to appreciate
To give their warmth,
So that the car does not break,
All work was done.
Fish to always peck,
Game to run to the catcher.
To wish, to be able,
In chocolate to live!

Fatherland can sleep peacefully
When such guys exist.
You are true protection
Courage, courage and honor.

I congratulate you on the 23rd,
For you sounds glasses ringing.
I wish you good health.
May the sky be peaceful.

Love, honor, respect!
Let there be true friends!
I congratulate you with all my heart
Me since February 23!

Congratulations on February 23!
Let everything in life be yours!
May your broad back
Protect all those who need it!

Be always cheerful and healthy
More deeds in life - less words!
Let there be joy and comfort in the house,
And your family is always waiting for you!

February 23 - the holiday was approved for a reason!
Opportunity is once a year
Tell you that you are brave, brave!
You are strong and smart, reliable
And even the impossible is up to you!
Still say we're proud of you
And your successful business!
And on this day to confess, so be it,
What can we live without you, men!

Your day has come, dear men,
Defenders of reliable countries.
You are brave, reliable,
Women really need you!

May life be calm and happy
Without volleys, machine guns and attacks.
So that in February they gave you gifts
For strength, for courage, just like that!

You are our protection and our support,
The man is a solid, simple guy.
You solve problems quickly and efficiently.
And we weak ladies are completely unaware.

How to deal with a difficult task
Save, protect, stand for the homeland.
You are strong, brave, guys don't cry
But sometimes feelings are hard to hide.

We love you very much and appreciate your care,
We wish you a happy day.
May the sunsets and sunrises be peaceful.
From happiness, let the heart sing like a nightingale.

We also wish men on your holiday,
So that life is long, success in fate.
For meetings, so that there are good reasons.
And great happiness in everything and everywhere.

Happy men's day!
We want to wish you
Don't see war days
And do not know sorrows
And to know only happiness
And families are warm
Know our dear
We are lucky with you!

Courage, strength, courage and honor,
We cannot count your virtues,
A great day is coming in the country,
Happy holiday, men, and happiness in fate!

You be protection, the head of the family,
Find a calling and a place in life
You - composure, courage, patience
And always stay in the mood.

You stand for love to the end,
Courage, strength, perseverance in the hearts,
Be healthy, be happy with life
And stride stubbornly towards the main goals!

We wish you courage and strength,
They are needed in a peaceful life,
Always be prepared internally
Serve as a defender of the Motherland.

We wish to be a support for the family
And draw love and tenderness in it,
And you will find in your father's house
You are kindness and serenity.

We wish you good health
Patience, perseverance, good luck!
We want to smile more often
Men don't cry!

Defender of the Fatherland Day
Celebrating in February
To live - do not grieve
All men on earth.

Twenty third of February -
Nice day of the calendar.
Congratulations men
Don't be sad for no reason!

We love and cherish you
And sometimes we dare not say
What without you is like without water:
And neither here nor there.

Protect us, relatives,
Save from robbers
Poured into such a verse
Our cheerful congratulations!

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All men are soldiers at heart.
Carried machine guns as a child
And on toy horses
Chased sparrows in the bushes.
Now everyone is ready to fight
Satisfied and proud of yourself
The blankets are wrinkled on the sofas,
Depicting a general.
So life is not in vain.
Everyone since February 23!

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I hasten to congratulate you
Since the twenty-third of February.
And to remind you - you are a man,
Not a drunken bastard.
Stay them for life
Take care of your Motherland
Cherish your family
And don't be a pig.
Those words are just for you.
Here is my congratulations.

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I want to wish men
So that you do not dare to despair.
Life without adventure is boring
We want you to find them.

We want everything to come true for you,
Everything in this life worked out
Let the dream come true
And beauty is knocking in life!

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We congratulate you
Happy twenty-third of February
You are from the women of the whole family,
Accept congratulations.

We wish for you
Peaceful life-being,
To be with us always
You got into trouble.

So that instead of the machine,
You were holding a shovel
So that instead of building,
You drove teas with jam.

Our dear man
Get some congratulations.

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It's time for us to celebrate
Twenty third of February,
To please men
Despite the camp and rank -

In the morning they have breakfast in bed,
Kiss for dinner
Dinner - only by candlelight,
Bath with foam in the petals.

Let the protector rest
Let the strength gather
After all, he dear understands
That March is knocking at our door.

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There are many important, serious reasons
Congratulations to our beloved men.
It doesn't matter who is a warrior and who is ember;
To all of you, this modest, simple congratulations

We are nothing without you, we are lost without you
They would not know fur coats, they would not eat cakes.
Well, it's impossible for us to be without you,
Who then can we love?

So, in the sea only good weather,
And for those who are a miner - a rich breed.
Favorable wind, always in a good hour
And yet not completely ignore us.

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If you serve in the army,
You are friends with discipline
So you, my friend, are a fighter,
Glorious warrior-well done!

You know: you need to eat porridge,
The officer silently listen,
Do not disassemble the machine
To, suddenly, not to break.

Get up in the morning to build,
Even though I'm not in the mood
It's hard to serve in the army
To guard the world in the Fatherland.

Give honor under the visor,
And you will receive congratulations!

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Men's holiday is coming soon
We hasten to congratulate them:
To live and to be able
Blood boiled in the veins.
Every day so in the morning
Managed to get through more than one...
Not one, not two, not three
From the right, from the left and from the foot -
Open new doors -
Give happiness to women!

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Happy New Year!
Oh what am I talking about?!
Gathered in passing
Wish you well.

So, today is a holiday
February 23.
Be on the lookout, my comrade-in-arms,
And do not be greedy for the ruble.

May there be a lot of health
Heroic strength - Vooooh!
So that the house was not a lair
And a beautiful car!

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Happy Defender's Day, my friend!
I wish you a thousand bright days,
And health and wellness.
And I shout to you: "Hurrah!".

Since February 23!
And let your fate
He will hide you from all troubles.
Congratulations! Years!

I hasten to congratulate you, friends,
Happy February 23rd!
With a strong holiday, men's!
I wish from the bottom of my heart:

To be strong, not otherwise,
You keep your luck by the tail.
Both in work and in personal life
Everything was great.

So that everything has enough strength,
You were respected and loved.
For dreams to come true
You just smiled.

Do not be sad and do not get sick,
Get younger every year
Never lose heart -
Live, love and prosper.

Happy Defenders Day
Happy men and brotherhood day
Let the road be hard
Let it be full of obstacles ..

I know you are strong and brave
May you be lucky.
After all, just like you, always
All paths will pass.

You won't change, you won't betray
Behind your back
In this life - a solid experience,
Necessary, combat!

My friend, congratulations
From February 23,
With pleasure I wish
So that the day is not in vain!

Pull back, relax cool,
Forget about the burden of worries
Let every minute
A pood of luck will bring!

My friend, happy holiday to you -
Since February 23!
Be decisive and courageous
Be strong and be smart.

Conquer the peaks of fate
Leni do not look for reasons!
Break down the barriers on the way
Live, dream, love, want!

congratulations friend
Happy Defender's Day!
I want to wish you
May the days be full of joy.

Courage, kindness, and happiness,
And always good luck in everything.
Be interesting in communication
Every day richer in soul.

And also let you
There will be true friends
And easily leads through life
Friendly, strong family.

Since February 23!
Strength, courage and honor,
To have a peaceful life
Only good news was expected.

And let the enemies hide
Without getting into a fight with you.
You always go ahead
Be confident and stately!

The holiday approached the male,
Congratulations, my friend!
Be healthy, don't get sick
Walk straight to the goal.
Become a protector for everyone
May success come to you.

Happy Defender's Day today
Congratulations, good friend.
Let despondency not affect
Let the disease not touch.

You are a positive guy
Here, no matter how you look
May the fire of passion always
You are burning inside.

Friend, my comrade, man,
You're used to danger
After all, without a difficult path
There is no purpose in life.

You don't need anything
Troubles will be nothing
Peace of happiness and peace
And good mood.